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Monday, August 28, 2006

The Party Resolution

After DD from the European Commission approved the publication of his extremely artful invitation to the last party to be thrown at his awesome loft in Brooklyn (Remember the notorious night we had there before? See blog entry on 23 June) before he took off to Taiwan to teach English in a military camp, I proudly present to you the Party Resolution.

You can tell we were all obsessed with the work we have done when saving your world at UN Headquarters!!

Here's the Party Resoultion "World Peace at last":


World Peace in the making!!!

- Extraordinary Session of the Party Council -

The time has finally come!! You've got your picture with the boss, a letter that recommends you as being the most amazing person in the world, made an ultimate stop for home cooking at the cafeteria, and it's time to say goodbye…

Well, goodbye to the UN maybe, but hopefully you still have a little energy left to shake your diplomatic behind on the dance floor!!!

If that is indeed the case, I'm calling all of you to adopt the following resolution…


The party people of the world, assembled here in New York for an extraordinary session of the Party Council,

Recalling all relevant Party Council resolutions, in particular those in the dancing, drinking and social fields, adopted during this summer

in New York,

Recognizing that the internationally agreed party goals, including the

Millennium Debauchery Goals, have yet to be fully implemented,

Reaffirming that partying is a central goal by itself and that

sustainable partying in its funky, groovy, snazzy, fantastical aspects

constitutes a key element of World Peace,

Calls on all UN interns, friends and other peaceful party spirits in New York,

to join us this Saturday, for a night that you will probably be too drunk to remember…


Where? … loft, … av (between … and …),

*** stop on the ** line (follow the pink chicken legs on the floor).

Inside, and outside on an amazing rooftop with an incredible view…

When? This Saturday, from Sunset till the birds sing in the morning…

Please bring something to drink and feel free to share to bring your friends…


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